Creepy Facebook Messages Guys Send to Go Go Dancers

By Ravi in DC Clubs, DC Lounges, Dc Nightclubs, Get in Style, Lifestyle
Tuesday, February 5, 2013, 12:12pm. (Updated: 2/13/13 at 3:00pm) Add comments

The title says it all.

You ever wonder who that sexy go go dancer you were hitting on last night went home with? More likely than not, she went home to her boyfriend, child, parents, roommate, dorm room, etc. Maybe she went and partied with her co-workers.

One thing is for sure. She didn’t go home with the creepy guy who stood there winking at her all night. Sorry, man. That only works for James Bond, Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark.

Some guys, however don’t get the point. And now you know why attractive female night life workers don’t use their real names on Facebook:

1.

“Hey, I randomly came across your profile. I swear I haven’t been stalking you for months or anything!”

Some people just don't get the point.

Some people just don’t get the point.

Hi Dan! You came across my profile? Well in that case, let’s have sex!

2.

“My body is perfect… but I’m a f***ing tool.”

Apparently even guys with perfect bodies can still be total losers.

Apparently even guys with perfect bodies can still be total losers.

Guys, let this be a lesson to you. Even with ripped abs and flawless pecs, sometimes the best way to win a woman over is by smiling and keeping your mouth shut.

3.

“Scissor me timbers!”

Ladies can stalk other ladies too!

Ladies can stalk other ladies too!

Equal opportunity stalking.

4.

This is actually disturbing:

We actually may need to hire private security now.

We actually may need to hire private security now.

“Hi, I’m an Arab flight attendant named Osama. I followed you home from the club last night. Let’s be friends.”

5.

“Let’s make babies. You’re beautiful. Don’t wanna talk to me? Fine you’re a whore.”

The ULTIMATE stalker.

The ULTIMATE stalker.

Well, he opened things up on January 19 with the innocent proposition of conception. After 10 months and no response, the woman he once thought could be the mother of his children demoted to ratchet. Calling all psychiatrists.

6.

“By ‘help’ I mean sex. Get it? Cause of the quotes?”

Perhaps he means carrying in the groceries, or mowing the lawn.

Perhaps he means carrying in the groceries, or mowing the lawn.

Next time the toilet’s clogged she can give Pai a call.

7.

“Let’s f***.”

We at least respect being forward.

We at least respect being forward.

At least this guy (or girl) is concise and honest.

8.

“Are you real?”

Worst. Cover Story. Ever.

Worst. Cover Story. Ever.

You can probably blame the fact you wrote this message on tequila as well.

Moral of the story, gentlemen? There are plenty of girls that come to the club who are DTF or at least down to hook up on the dance floor. The go go dancers are working. Of all the women you see, are you really going after the ones dancing on a block in their underwear? How old are you bro?

You’re better off pre-gaming and going to the strip club. At least then they’ll actually talk to you. Not to mention show you some skin.

If you do happen to be a facebook stalker, ifne. But if you don’t have the balls to say hi in person. remember, you’ve got a lot of creepy competition out there.

9 Responses to “Creepy Facebook Messages Guys Send to Go Go Dancers”

  1. Tony Montana says:

    Thanks to places like McDonalds and Burger King, the go-go dancers are the only girls worth trying for in your clubs

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  3. LOL I LOOOOVE that there was actually an article written about this lol. The content is correct & right on the nose :).

  4. GoGo Ana!! says:

    Soo truueee lol this has happened to me so many times!!! It’s like really i know who you are when they send you th messages! lmfao

  5. sean says:

    what did we learn from this? There’s a lot of creepy guys at Lima

  6. Alex-Sensation says:

    Geesh, this is very shocking. Guys show the ladies some respect.

  7. Ruthless GoGo says:

    I’m a male GoGo in Las Vegas and even I catch this type of weird shit. It’s not just the girls. We get it also.

  8. Jon says:

    This is so great! I actually have a blog where I post thirsty messages I receive on dating sites.

    http://www.hitonbyadouche.com You’ll love it if you liked this post!

  9. xavier says:

    This individuals maturity goes way beyond stupidity.
    Be confident about yourself and have the balls to talk face to face.
    All this people really needs to start being more mature.

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