Creepy Facebook Messages Guys Send to Go Go Dancers

By Ravi in DC Clubs, DC Lounges, Dc Nightclubs, Get in Style, Lifestyle
Tuesday, February 5, 2013, 12:12pm. (Updated: 2/13/13 at 3:00pm) Add comments

The title says it all.

You ever wonder who that sexy go go dancer you were hitting on last night went home with? More likely than not, she went home to her boyfriend, child, parents, roommate, dorm room, etc. Maybe she went and partied with her co-workers.

One thing is for sure. She didn’t go home with the creepy guy who stood there winking at her all night. Sorry, man. That only works for James Bond, Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark.

Some guys, however don’t get the point. And now you know why attractive female night life workers don’t use their real names on Facebook:

1.

“Hey, I randomly came across your profile. I swear I haven’t been stalking you for months or anything!”

Some people just don't get the point.

Some people just don’t get the point.

Hi Dan! You came across my profile? Well in that case, let’s have sex!

2.

“My body is perfect… but I’m a f***ing tool.”

Apparently even guys with perfect bodies can still be total losers.

Apparently even guys with perfect bodies can still be total losers.

Guys, let this be a lesson to you. Even with ripped abs and flawless pecs, sometimes the best way to win a woman over is by smiling and keeping your mouth shut.

3.

“Scissor me timbers!”

Ladies can stalk other ladies too!

Ladies can stalk other ladies too!

Equal opportunity stalking.

4.

This is actually disturbing:

We actually may need to hire private security now.

We actually may need to hire private security now.

“Hi, I’m an Arab flight attendant named Osama. I followed you home from the club last night. Let’s be friends.”

5.

“Let’s make babies. You’re beautiful. Don’t wanna talk to me? Fine you’re a whore.”

The ULTIMATE stalker.

The ULTIMATE stalker.

Well, he opened things up on January 19 with the innocent proposition of conception. After 10 months and no response, the woman he once thought could be the mother of his children demoted to ratchet. Calling all psychiatrists.

6.

“By ‘help’ I mean sex. Get it? Cause of the quotes?”

Perhaps he means carrying in the groceries, or mowing the lawn.

Perhaps he means carrying in the groceries, or mowing the lawn.

Next time the toilet’s clogged she can give Pai a call.

7.

“Let’s f***.”

We at least respect being forward.

We at least respect being forward.

At least this guy (or girl) is concise and honest.

8.

“Are you real?”

Worst. Cover Story. Ever.

Worst. Cover Story. Ever.

You can probably blame the fact you wrote this message on tequila as well.

Moral of the story, gentlemen? There are plenty of girls that come to the club who are DTF or at least down to hook up on the dance floor. The go go dancers are working. Of all the women you see, are you really going after the ones dancing on a block in their underwear? How old are you bro?

You’re better off pre-gaming and going to the strip club. At least then they’ll actually talk to you. Not to mention show you some skin.

If you do happen to be a facebook stalker, ifne. But if you don’t have the balls to say hi in person. remember, you’ve got a lot of creepy competition out there.

New Year's Eve 2016 at Ultrabar

By amelia in DC Clubs, DC Events, DC Nightlife, Ultrabar DC
Wednesday, January 30, 2013, 12:00pm. (Updated: 1/01/16 at 11:54am) Add comments
DCClubbing Presents:

New Year’s Eve 2016

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 Ultrabar is known for it’s wild parties, and New Year’s Eve 2016 is no exception! Starting at only $30 a ticket, you can have an all access pass to 6 bars, 5 floors, 4 DJs, and the greatest NYE party DC has to offer (but get your ticket asap – that low price is exclusive to the first 300 in line)! Going with a group? Book a table now and receive a complimentary bottle of champagne for you and your friends! Ring the next year in the right way, and send 2015 off with a bang!

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Bookings at tables@dcclubbing.com or 202.638.4663
(complimentary champagne w/ advanced bookings only)

General Admission:

  • $30 online (first 300 tickets sold)
  • Price will increase so get your tickets now!

Basic Info:

  • 21+
  • Doors at 8PM
  • Our dress code is in effect as usual, but it’s New Year’s Eve – why not step it up a notch?
Table/VIP Pricing:

  • Main Floor (Top 40): $1,000
  • Mezzanine (Top 40): $800
  • Bedroom (Mashups, Top 40): $600
  • Chroma (Hip Hop): $800
  • Vault – Basement (Dance): $400 (2 tables available)

Bar Specials:

  • Open Bar 8PM – 9PM
  • House Champagne: $50
  • Moet Champagne: $80

DC-9

By Ravi in DC Clubs, Dc Nightclubs, DC Nightclubs and Nightlife Guide
Wednesday, January 23, 2013, 12:00pm. (Updated: 6/18/14 at 2:29pm) Add comments

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  • Venue Type: Bar/Live Venue
  • Estimated Size: 300 people
  • Amenities:Stage, rooftop, kitchen
  • Cover Charge: $0 – $10
  • Hours: Sun-Wed: 5:00pm – 2:00am, Thurs: 4:00pm – 2:00am, Fri/Sat: 4:00pm – 3:00am
  • Dress Code: None
  • Age Requirement: 18+ or 21+, varies
  • Location: U Street
  • Address: 1940 9th Street NW Washington, DC 20001
  • Contact: (202) 483-5000 info@dcnine.com
  • Website: dcnine.com
  • Atmosphere: If you’re looking for a small, live venue or a no frills dance party that’s a little less intense than U-Hall, DC-9 is your place. A 3-level venue with a bar on the first floor, small stage/dance floor on the second and a rooftop bar on top; DC-9 is quite simply, a cool ass spot. It’s definitely not a ‘look at me’ kind of place. Being next to Nellie’s and across the street from The Brixton, it can get an interesting mix of people.
Venue Overview

Walking into to DC-9 you’d never think it to be a place to dance or see bands. It seems like a typical bar. Booths in the back, bar in front, juke box. The only thing missing is some dudes smoking cigars. But heading upstairs, the entire vibe shifts.

A DJ Booth at the top of the stairs faces down a hallway-like space that leads to a stage/dance floor area with a bar. The ground is extremely stompable and with the endless flow of smooth disco (old and new) that we heard on a random Saturday night, stomping is inevitable.

The top level of DC-9 is a roof. Part of it is covered like the porch-addition on a home and has a bar area. We assume in the summer it’s completely open.

Parties
  • Happy Hour: Mon – Fri: 5PM – 8PM
  • Live Music: Nightly. Generally starting at 8/9PM. Check the calendar for upcoming events
  • Nightlife: DJs generally begin around 10/11PM. There’s also a kick ass juke box on the bar level!
Latest Updates from DC-9
Photo Tour

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Once the bands are done and the DJ starts, the stage at DC 9 is open for your jumping pleasure!

Once the bands are done and the DJ starts, the stage at DC 9 is open for your jumping pleasure!

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What do YOU think?

How was your experience at DC-9? Share your feedback below!

We’re not looking for trolls and we’re not looking for cheerleaders. We’re looking for honest feedback. Thanks!

Fiesta Mondays

By Garrett Blakeman in DC Clubs, DC Lounges
Tuesday, January 22, 2013, 1:00am. (Updated: 10/24/13 at 5:46pm) Add comments

 

The event has been postponed until further notice.
We apologize for any inconvenience.

 

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Music by:
DJ Suelto
DJ Iguana
DJ Extreno
live congas by Mario Salsa

  • Open Bar 10-12
  • Free Coronas 10-12

Extra Info:
Ages 18+
Dress code strictly enforced
Guys: No shorts, boots, oversized tees, baggy jeans, tennis shoes, etc..
Girls: Keep it classy.

Josephine is located at 1008 Vermont Avenue NW, Washington DC 20005.

For more information or to book a table, call 703-980-1609

Looking for a Monday club night in Washington, DC? Look no further. Fiesta Mondays at Josephine combine the class of DC lounges with the flair of DC’s vibrant Latin scene and toss in a 2-hour open bar just to see what happens.

There’s no better way to start your week (or to keep the weekend alive).


 

 


Everyone knows that, when it comes to DC Clubs, Lima is the crème de la crème!  Tuesday nights feature College Night, Lima’s only 18+ night, and its a party that bangs like none other.  Check out your top 5 reasons to check out this party!

Yandel: 2.19.16 at Echostage

By amelia in DC Clubs, DC Concerts, DC Events, Echostage, live music, Music
Saturday, January 19, 2013, 12:00pm. (Updated: 2/22/16 at 1:30pm) Add comments

DCClubbing Presents:

Yandel

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February 19, 2016 | Doors 9pm | Ages 18+
Echostage • 2135 Queens Chapel Rd NE • Washington, DC
VIP and Venue Information – 202.503.2330

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The one and only Yandel is coming to Echostage on Friday February 19!

Puerto Rican born Yandel has been recording, producing, and performing in the music scene since 1995 and has only risen higher as the years have progressed. Now, he brings his unique blend of reggaeton and dance music to Washington DC at our very own Echostage!

 


 

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Corona Wars: 12/22 at Ultrabar

By Garrett Blakeman in DC Clubs, DC Events, Dc Nightclubs, DC Nightlife, DJ Events, Ultrabar DC
Wednesday, December 19, 2012, 4:12pm. (Updated: 12/24/12 at 8:01pm) Add comments
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It’s the Corona Wars edition of Ladies Night at Ultrabar! Grab a $3 Corona and let the night begin.

NYE 2013 Events in Washington DC

By Ravi in dc bars, DC Clubs, DC Lounges, Whats hot in DC Nightlife
Friday, December 7, 2012, 6:08pm. (Updated: 1/01/13 at 3:57am) Add comments
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Your guide to NYE 2013 parties in Washington DC.

NYE 2013 at Ultrabar

By Ravi in DC Clubs, Ultrabar DC, Whats hot in DC Nightlife
Tuesday, November 27, 2012, 4:41pm. (Updated: 10/24/13 at 6:00pm) Add comments
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The best NYE 2013 club night in Washington DC is no doubt at Ultrabar. DC’s #1 party club will be ram packed with club kids popping bottles and going nuts!

Holi Stoli! Friday 11.30.12 at Ultrabar

By Ravi in DC Clubs, Ultrabar DC, Whats hot in DC Nightlife
Sunday, November 25, 2012, 12:30am. (Updated: 12/01/12 at 7:08am) Add comments
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Pace yourselves! Our DC Stoli vodka bar special at Ultrabar features an open bar and $100 bottles. Uh oh…

DC Alcohol Sales Extended on Holidays

By Ravi in dc bars, DC Clubs, DC Lounges, Whats hot in DC Nightlife
Thursday, November 15, 2012, 3:20pm. (Updated: 11/29/12 at 1:53pm) Add comments
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DC bars and clubs now have the option of applying for a holiday permit, allowing them to serve liquor until 4AM the evening before a holiday.

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