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“Josephine features an open layout and a good size main-room capacity that we feel is ideal for an intimate Thursday night. The sunken area, known as “The Pit,” will not feature bottle service, but rather exist purely as a dance floor. The back room (Gold Room) will be open, overlooking the main floor, for people to relax and enjoy the music.” – Glow
Disclaimer: We are not suggesting you purchase a fake ID. It is ILLEGAL. This article is intended for entertainment purposes only.
With tons of DC party schools and great nightlife options nearby, fake IDs are a right of passage for college students. This guide will walk you through the DOs and DONT’S of Fake ID and much more!
Amazing! You’ve just scored a fake ID! With this piece of plastic, you’ve just earned an all-access pass to DC nightclubs. Right? No, not really! Fake IDs can be more of a hassle than they’re worth and carry life-changing penalties.
Before using a fake ID, consider the consequences…
If you are arrested and taken to the police station and placed in a holding cell, this is probably the only “jail” time you will see. Misrepresentation of age in Washington, DC is a misdemeanor punishable by a maximum of a $300 fine and a 90-day suspension of your driving privileges if convicted.
This means you will have a criminal record. Having a conviction on your criminal record can have lasting consequences – including loss of scholarships or financial aid, the inability to hold certain jobs, and difficulty in obtaining certain occupational licenses.
How to Notice a Fake
DC bars have TONS of methods for determining if your ID is real or not. Think it’s only hair color, height, weight, torn edges and holograms they look for? That’s child’s play.
Cards with magnetic strips can be swiped through ID scanners. A real magnetic strip will register in the system. Fakes display “invalid card.”
Black lights will reveal hidden images in some state identifications.
ID Reference Book – a bouncer training manual, complete with pictures and descriptions of IDs from all 50 states. Many bars also have a separate book with international forms of identification.
Pennsylvania IDs are a popular state to falsify. Can you spot the fake?
LICENSES 1, 3, AND 4 ARE LEGITIMATE PENNSYLVANIA LICENSES. LICENSE 2 IS THE FAKE.
Some under 21s will get an ID passed down from an older friend or relative. Keep in mind these IDs can still be dead giveaways.
From group photos to chugging a bottle, these fakers need to get a clue! Are you McLovin?
Some Basic Dont’s
Don’t purchase at a store or on the Internet
Fakes are all over the Internet, with China producing some of the most authentic looking IDs.
Last year in Chicago, Customs agents seized 1,700 counterfeit IDs that were shipped from China. Forty young people between the ages of 17 and 20 years old were charged with buying the fake IDs.
Most fake IDs found in head shops (think Adams Morgan) or novelty stores will never pass as a real ID.
How do these stores get around selling fakes?
Stores can sometimes get around this by claiming the IDs are for “novelty purposes,” though law enforcement is cracking down on this loophole.
Don’t give your ID Away
You are already over 21 and don’t have to worry about a fakes anymore. You think you are being nice giving (or selling) your ID to an upcoming freshman or younger sibling.
What could go wrong?
Contributing to false impersonation can get YOU in trouble!
The fake ID holder could use it to rent a car. YOU got insurance?
The fake ID holder could be caught stealing a car or killing someone… and claim it was YOU!
If caught, DO NOT be a D*ck!
Some bouncers are compensated for confiscating fake IDs. If you’re not arrested, you’re lucky, so don’t press your luck by asking to buy it back or fighting with the bouncer.
Don’t Go There!
Know your bar! If there is a bar or club that is notorious for underage clubbers – DO NOT GO THERE WITH A FAKE! Bouncers at under 21 clubs are specially trained to spot the fakes.
Dumb Sh*t People Do with Fake IDs
Stump the Drunk
If you are so desperate to be 21, then AT LEAST know your ID. Know “details” like address, date of birth, height, weight, hair color, etc.
Bouncers will try to confuse you. They may ask for your horoscope sign, the year you graduated high school, or the capital of your state.
Using a fake ID to obtain a passport, get a credit card, social security card, or obtain an apartment should be obvious, but people never cease to amaze. Even getting a Blockbuster card with a fake is a big mistake.
Imagine this: while stumbling back to campus drunk, a cop stops you. Do you show them your fake? NO! Though you could still be arrested for public intoxication, showing a fake ID will just add to your charges and you will be spending summer break picking up trash on 395.
Pitiful Pass Back
Awesome! They just got past the bouncer at your favorite club. Now you’re idiot friend tries to pass back the same ID to you. FAIL! Unless the bouncer has amnesia, you’re toast.
Enjoy your youth, for one day, you will wish you could stop the aging process instead of pushing it along. In the meanwhile, there are a ton of DC nightlife under 21 options for you. Check out these spots and be glad you’re not that shriveled old cougar sipping on her wine spritzer or that creepy old guy with the Hooters take out bag and fanny pack!
Music Format — DJ Jose: Salsa, Merengue, Hip Hop, Reggaeton
Free Admission — No cover all night
Drink Specials — Open bar for ladies 9-11pm
Age Requirement and Dress Code Open to ages 21+, Proper ID and Attire is Required. Dress Smart. Guys: No shorts, boots, oversized tees, baggy jeans, tennis shoes, etc.. Girls: Keep it classy.
Lima Restaurant and Lounge is located at 1401 K St NW Washington DC 20005. For more information or to book a table, call Lima Lounge at 202-789-2800
Sabor Mondays feature complimentary Salsa lessons for beginner and intermediate levels from 9-10:30pm. Lima’s only Latin Salsa night, featured by the Washington Post several times, is a great way to learn new moves and meet new people. An outdoor patio and ample indoor seating provide the perfect comfortable environment.
Sabor Monday is a 21+ event with no cover charge. Lima is metro accessible via McPherson Square or street parking, no valet on Monday. The kitchen is open until 10pm featuring delicious Latin-inspired cuisine such as Beef Empanadas, Ceviches, Churrasco, and more. After dinner dance the night away until 2am.
Everyone knows that, when it comes to DC Clubs, Lima is the crème de la crème! Tuesday nights feature College Night, Lima’s only 18+ night, and its a party that bangs like none other. Check out your top 5 reasons to check out this party!
Barcode: One of the best places to watch Boxing and UFC in DC!
Barcode isn’t exactly a sports bar, but it has all the amenities including a kitchen open til 12, (10) HDTVs and (2) HD projectors. Sit in the lounge, at a table, at the bar, or take a break and smoke hookah on the heated patio.
Come out with your buddies and watch the world’s best boxers and MMA fighters over dinner and drinks! Barcode features an amazing beer and wine selection, each of which includes over 40 options.
Barcode brings young professionals of DC nightlife a heated outdoor patio, bar, dance floor and lounge. This DC restaurant’s kitchen is open ’til Midnight. Thursdays feature international music, hookah/shishah and some amazing bottle specials!
Ladies Night in Washington DC happens every Saturday at Ultrabar. It’s highlighted by free shots at Midnight for ladies 21+. Receive free entry with the Panorama Facebook pass in the VIP section of the website!