Creepy Facebook Messages Guys Send to Go Go Dancers

By Ravi in DC Clubs, DC Lounges, Dc Nightclubs, Get in Style, Lifestyle
Tuesday, February 5, 2013, 12:12pm. (Updated: 2/13/13 at 3:00pm) Add comments

The title says it all.

You ever wonder who that sexy go go dancer you were hitting on last night went home with? More likely than not, she went home to her boyfriend, child, parents, roommate, dorm room, etc. Maybe she went and partied with her co-workers.

One thing is for sure. She didn’t go home with the creepy guy who stood there winking at her all night. Sorry, man. That only works for James Bond, Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark.

Some guys, however don’t get the point. And now you know why attractive female night life workers don’t use their real names on Facebook:

1.

“Hey, I randomly came across your profile. I swear I haven’t been stalking you for months or anything!”

Some people just don't get the point.

Some people just don’t get the point.

Hi Dan! You came across my profile? Well in that case, let’s have sex!

2.

“My body is perfect… but I’m a f***ing tool.”

Apparently even guys with perfect bodies can still be total losers.

Apparently even guys with perfect bodies can still be total losers.

Guys, let this be a lesson to you. Even with ripped abs and flawless pecs, sometimes the best way to win a woman over is by smiling and keeping your mouth shut.

3.

“Scissor me timbers!”

Ladies can stalk other ladies too!

Ladies can stalk other ladies too!

Equal opportunity stalking.

4.

This is actually disturbing:

We actually may need to hire private security now.

We actually may need to hire private security now.

“Hi, I’m an Arab flight attendant named Osama. I followed you home from the club last night. Let’s be friends.”

5.

“Let’s make babies. You’re beautiful. Don’t wanna talk to me? Fine you’re a whore.”

The ULTIMATE stalker.

The ULTIMATE stalker.

Well, he opened things up on January 19 with the innocent proposition of conception. After 10 months and no response, the woman he once thought could be the mother of his children demoted to ratchet. Calling all psychiatrists.

6.

“By ‘help’ I mean sex. Get it? Cause of the quotes?”

Perhaps he means carrying in the groceries, or mowing the lawn.

Perhaps he means carrying in the groceries, or mowing the lawn.

Next time the toilet’s clogged she can give Pai a call.

7.

“Let’s f***.”

We at least respect being forward.

We at least respect being forward.

At least this guy (or girl) is concise and honest.

8.

“Are you real?”

Worst. Cover Story. Ever.

Worst. Cover Story. Ever.

You can probably blame the fact you wrote this message on tequila as well.

Moral of the story, gentlemen? There are plenty of girls that come to the club who are DTF or at least down to hook up on the dance floor. The go go dancers are working. Of all the women you see, are you really going after the ones dancing on a block in their underwear? How old are you bro?

You’re better off pre-gaming and going to the strip club. At least then they’ll actually talk to you. Not to mention show you some skin.

If you do happen to be a facebook stalker, ifne. But if you don’t have the balls to say hi in person. remember, you’ve got a lot of creepy competition out there.

DC-9

By Ravi in DC Clubs, Dc Nightclubs, DC Nightclubs and Nightlife Guide
Wednesday, January 23, 2013, 12:00pm. (Updated: 6/18/14 at 2:29pm) Add comments

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  • Venue Type: Bar/Live Venue
  • Estimated Size: 300 people
  • Amenities:Stage, rooftop, kitchen
  • Cover Charge: $0 – $10
  • Hours: Sun-Wed: 5:00pm – 2:00am, Thurs: 4:00pm – 2:00am, Fri/Sat: 4:00pm – 3:00am
  • Dress Code: None
  • Age Requirement: 18+ or 21+, varies
  • Location: U Street
  • Address: 1940 9th Street NW Washington, DC 20001
  • Contact: (202) 483-5000 info@dcnine.com
  • Website: dcnine.com
  • Atmosphere: If you’re looking for a small, live venue or a no frills dance party that’s a little less intense than U-Hall, DC-9 is your place. A 3-level venue with a bar on the first floor, small stage/dance floor on the second and a rooftop bar on top; DC-9 is quite simply, a cool ass spot. It’s definitely not a ‘look at me’ kind of place. Being next to Nellie’s and across the street from The Brixton, it can get an interesting mix of people.
Venue Overview

Walking into to DC-9 you’d never think it to be a place to dance or see bands. It seems like a typical bar. Booths in the back, bar in front, juke box. The only thing missing is some dudes smoking cigars. But heading upstairs, the entire vibe shifts.

A DJ Booth at the top of the stairs faces down a hallway-like space that leads to a stage/dance floor area with a bar. The ground is extremely stompable and with the endless flow of smooth disco (old and new) that we heard on a random Saturday night, stomping is inevitable.

The top level of DC-9 is a roof. Part of it is covered like the porch-addition on a home and has a bar area. We assume in the summer it’s completely open.

Parties
  • Happy Hour: Mon – Fri: 5PM – 8PM
  • Live Music: Nightly. Generally starting at 8/9PM. Check the calendar for upcoming events
  • Nightlife: DJs generally begin around 10/11PM. There’s also a kick ass juke box on the bar level!
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Once the bands are done and the DJ starts, the stage at DC 9 is open for your jumping pleasure!

Once the bands are done and the DJ starts, the stage at DC 9 is open for your jumping pleasure!

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Corona Wars: 12/22 at Ultrabar

By Garrett Blakeman in DC Clubs, DC Events, Dc Nightclubs, DC Nightlife, DJ Events, Ultrabar DC
Wednesday, December 19, 2012, 4:12pm. (Updated: 12/24/12 at 8:01pm) Add comments

corona_warsIt’s time to go to war! Corona Wars that is.
$3 Coronas (until midnight)
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Music Format
Main Floor: DJ Saam  (Top 40, Mashups, Hip Hop)
— Vault: Kid Lucky (House, Dance, International)
— Bedroom: DJ Mario & DJ Suelto (S. American + International)
— Chroma: DJ Geometrix (Top 40, Mashups, Hip Hop)

Drink Specials (Until Midnight):
  • $3 Coronas until midnight
  • $6 Rum & Coke
  • $6 Sex on the Beach shots

December Bottle Special:
$150 Stoli vodka

Discount Admission: See Event Passes

Age Requirement and Dress Code:
Open to ages 18+, Proper ID and Attire is Required. Dress Smart. Guys: No shorts, boots, oversized tees, baggy jeans, tennis shoes, etc.. Girls: Keep it classy.

Learn more about Ultrabar Nightclub DC

Location, Info:
911 F St. NW Washington DC 20004. Nearest metro: Gallery Place. 202 638 4663
More details about Ultrabar

A staple of DC club events, Ladies Night at Ultrabar Nightclub DC features 6 Bars, 5 levels and 4 DJs.

Hardwood floors, marble bartops, stainless steel accents and pounding subs have made Ultrabar a DC nightlife destination for years. With VIP/private table seating available on all floors, its a place to go reckless on the floor and party in style with your friends.

Take an inside look at Ultrabar!

Ultrabar Front Door

The front door at Ultrabar DC

Ultrabar Chroma Bottles

Racks of top shelf drinks

Ultrabar Chroma Going Crazy

Partying in Chroma (4th Floor)

Ultrabar Bedroom VIP Tables

VIP Tables in the Bedroom (3rd Floor)

Ultrabar VIP Table Service

VIP Tables in the Mezzanine (2nd Floor overlooking Main Floor)

Ultrabar Table

VIP Tables on the Main Floor

Ultrabar Vault Level Basement

Rocking out in the Vault (Basement Level)

Ultrabar DJ Mixer Pioneer DJM 800 Nightclub DJ Microphone Back Panel RCA Plugs

The best DJs use the Best Equipment at Ultrabar, like the Pioneer DJM 800 mixer and CDJ 1000 MK3s

Ultrabar Front Door Columbia National Bank

Ultrabar is actually housed in a historic turn-of-the-century bank building

Ultrabar Chroma VIP

The VIP in Chroma

Final Exams Bash at Ultrabar

By Garrett Blakeman in Dc Nightclubs, DJ Events, Ultrabar DC, Whats hot in DC Nightlife
Monday, December 3, 2012, 4:04pm. (Updated: 12/08/12 at 4:43pm) Add comments

Free Admission Before Midnight with College ID

Open Bar 9:30-10:30pm

12.7.12

Final Week Party

Final Exams are a pain in the ass! Blow off some steam and take a break from studying to come party with us with an Open Bar from 9:30pm – 10:30pm and 4 crazy dancefloors to rock on!

Studies show that taking a break is good for memory retention, mental health, and overall well-being. I mean, lets face it: if you haven’t learned it by now, you’re not going to learn a full semester of classes in a few nights of cramming. So instead of stressing yourself uselessly, come have some fun with us!

Ultrabar

911 F St NW

Washington, DC 20004

Drink Specials:

  • $4 Coronas
  • $6 Rum & Coke
  • $6 Sex on the Beach shots
  • Open Bar 9:30-10:30

Bottle Special:

  • $150 Stoli

Ages 18+

Dress: Keep it fresh, crisp and clean. No shorts, sandals or baggy anything. You’re going out and it’s not to the mall. Looking ‘put together’ is everything.

Capitale

By peter in dc bars, DC Lounges, Dc Nightclubs, DC Nightclubs and Nightlife Guide
Friday, September 21, 2012, 5:57pm. (Updated: 6/18/14 at 3:18pm) Add comments
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Capitale, 1301 K Street

  • Venue Type: Bar / Lounge
  • Estimated Size: 400 people
  • Amenities: “Mobile Kitchen” Happy Hour, Valet, Bottle Service, Patio
  • Cover Charge: $0-20 (no cover on weekends)
  • Hours: Tue – Thu: 5 pm – 2 am | Fri – Sat: 10 pm – 3 am | Sun: 10 pm – 2 am
  • Dress Code: Dress to Impress (no baggy clothes, shorts, boots, athletic wear, flip flops)
  • Age Requirement: 21+
  • Location: K Street
  • Address: 1301 K Street, Suite 103, Washington, DC 20005 | (202) 962-3933
  • Website: capitaleofdc.com
  • Atmosphere: Refined, cool, and elegant.
Venue Overview

From the team behind Public Bar, Capitale is a hybrid bar, lounge, and nightclub that boasts a grandiose interior, free admission on weekends, and one-of-a-kind happy hour. Located in place of the former K Street Lounge, Capitale seeks to deliver an inviting, unique, and exciting nightlife experience to DC.

There’s really no better way to describe Capitale’s ornate interior than saying it’s the byproduct of a Hollywood/Ancient Greece love affair set at Hogwarts. Featuring four massive bronze columns, snazzy chandeliers, floor-to-ceiling bookshelves, and tons of refurbished throwback furniture, the Capitale makes no attempt to conceal its opulence. Also with a 40 foot wooden bar, four 55″ TVs, and a raised platform for girls to dance, Capitale is like SAX Lounge’s stylish, freewheeling little sister – both of which were designed by O’Neill Studios.

Perhaps Capitale’s most distinct feature is its “mobile kitchen” happy hour concept. Through its partnership with the DC Food Truck Association, Capitale invites some of the city’s best food trucks to park directly outside the venue between the hours of 5-9 pm. Customers are encouraged to bring food they purchase from these trucks inside the venue or dine outside on the patio, pairing meals with the in-house drink menu.

Parties
  • Happy Hour: “Mobile Kitchen” Happy Hour featuring DC Food Trucks outside venue
  • Tuesday: Tuesdays at Capitale by DT Nation – Hip-hop, R&B, Top 40s
  • Thursday: College Party
  • Friday: Open Format – top 40/pop-house/mash up/hip-hop
  • Saturday: Open Format – top 40/pop-house/mash up/hip-hop
  • Sunday: SUNDAE at Capitale – hip hop

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Saturdays: Glow at Fur Nightclub

By admin in Dc Nightclubs
Sunday, August 26, 2012, 3:00am. (Updated: 10/24/13 at 5:49pm) Add comments
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DC nightlife’s longest running party; named best party in the world in 2010 by David Guetta. Regular guests include Guetta, Tiesto, Avicii, Steve Angello, Axwell, Armin van Buuren, ATB, Above and Beyond, Ferry Corsten, Benny Benassi, Kaskade and more!

Thursdays: Glow at Josephine

By admin in Dc Nightclubs, Past Events
Friday, August 24, 2012, 1:00am. (Updated: 10/24/13 at 5:48pm) Add comments
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House music in Washington DC starts here. Every Thursday, Glow brings the best DJs in the world to Lima Lounge. Past Guests include Avicii, Afrojack, Calvin Harris, Martin Solveig, Laidback Luke, Fedde le Grand and more!

Tuesdays: College Night at Lima Lounge DC

By admin in Dc Nightclubs, Lima Lounge
Wednesday, August 1, 2012, 1:00am. (Updated: 10/24/13 at 5:48pm) Add comments
College_Tuesdays

DC’s #1 college party happens every Tuesday now at Barcode! Great music, company, and drink specials combine for a night you won’t soon forget.

Faking it with Fake IDs in DC Nightclubs

By Peach in Dc Nightclubs, Get in Style
Wednesday, May 16, 2012, 5:03pm. (Updated: 10/24/13 at 5:41pm) Add comments
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Trying to outsmart the bouncers with a fake ID? Before you dare, get smart with this guide!

Mondays: Sabor at Lima Lounge DC

By Garrett Blakeman in Dc Nightclubs, Weekly Events
Tuesday, February 7, 2012, 12:05am. (Updated: 10/24/13 at 5:46pm) Add comments
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Sabor features free salsa lessons in Washington DC every Monday at Lima Lounge. The evening begins at 9 and features an open bar for ladies all night! How many salsa clubs in DC do that?

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