Don't Be That Guy

By Ravi in Get in Style, Lifestyle, washington DC Entertainment
Wednesday, December 5, 2012, 6:08pm. (Updated: 12/26/12 at 2:51pm) Add comments

At the Club:

The Creeper

Did you just buy a girl a drink and then follow her around for the rest of the night? Bro… don’t be that guy.

The Groper

Do you run around the club grabbing random girls’ asses? Come on man. Don’t be that guy. Eventually you’ll get your ass beat.

The Meathead

guidos in beaters at the club
Is it that hot in the club? Has your shirt come off and now you’re a tough guy in a wife beater? Don’t be that guy, man.

The Cheap Ass Dude

tip your bartender
Did you tip the bartender $0 last time around but now expect prompt service? F not being that guy. Just don’t do that sh*t.

Whipped

1 girl lots of guys
Did you just bring your girlfriend to guy’s night out? Wow dude. Don’t be that guy. But mad props if your girlfriend is Betty White.

The Backdoor Bandit

creepy guy grinding on girl
Is that a flashlight in your pocket or are you just a creep? Don’t be that guy

With the Ladies:

Premature

guy texting girl
Did you get a girl’s number last night? Are you about to call/text her the next day? Seriously. Don’t be that guy.

Honk & Holler

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Did you just honk your horn at those random girls walking down the street? Honestly bro… don’t be that guy. All bets are off if they have a sign, though.

The Parking Lot Pimp

Are you too broke to go to the club so you stand in the parking lot and hit on drunk chicks as they leave? Don’t be that guy.

The Facebook Loser

Do you hit on girls you don’t know through Facebook messages? LOL. Do you start talking shit when they don’t respond? LLOOOOLLLL. Don’t be that guy.

We have a really great article on this coming soon ;)

At the Gym:

The Grunter

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Do you scream and grunt incredibly loud every time you push or pull a weight? Come on man. Don’t be that guy.

The Coach

know it all at the gym
Do you walk around giving random people workout tips? Once or twice/year, ok. Otherwise mind your own f***in business. Don’t be that guy.

The Narcissist

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Do you spend more time flexing in the mirror than you do working out? Don’t be that guy.

Guido Gym Rat

Did you spike your hair before coming to the gym? Don’t be that guy.

Homoerotic Gym Rat


Do you and your boy video tape each other and then compliment yourselves on your form? Cause 2 guys at the Georgetown Law School gym actually do that. Don’t be those guys.

Who? Me? I’m Hot?


For the ladies – Are you wearing yoga pants and trying to act like your ass doesn’t look like god’s gift to the earth? Don’t be that chick.

In General:

The One-Upper

Did you just one-up someone’s ‘last night was crazy’ story with an exaggerated version of something that happened 5 years ago? Get a life. Don’t be that guy.

Frozen Drinks & Fireworks
Independence Day 2012 in Washington DC

F 6/29 | S 6/30 | Sun 7/1 | M 7/2 | T 7/3 | W 7/4 | Th 7/5 | F 7/6 | S 7/7
Friday 6/29 – Kaskade “Freaks of Nature Tour”

kaskade dubstep baltimoreA 12,500 capacity, house music arena show with 4 headliners!

  • 1st Mariner Arena, Baltimore
  • 6:30PM – 12AM
  • Tickets Available at Door
  • Kaskade, 12th Planet, Treasure Fingers, Fareoh
  • All Ages Event
  • More info at www.clubglow.com
Friday 6/29 – We Party Outside @ Barcode

Barcode Patio Parties DC

  • Large Patio
  • Outdoor Frozen Drink Bar
  • Hookah Menu
  • Full Kitchen ’til Midnight
  • $150 Bottles of Stoli

More info @ facebook.com/barcodedc

Friday 6/29 – Carnival @ Ultrabar

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  • Balloon drops & confetti blasts!
  • Free masks & beads!
  • Free jello shots for ladies!
  • 6 bars, 5 levels, 4 DJs
  • Free entry with pass at dcclubbing.com/vip
Saturday 6/30 – DC United College Night

dc united after partyGrab your tickets for DC United College Night. They’re hosting the Montreal Impact at RFK Stadium! Get $20 sideline level tickets (reg. $32) when purchased in advance with an .edu email address.

Before the game, make your way to the best tailgate in town in Lot 8 for food, drinks, and games

Saturday 6/30 – Gareth Emery – Glow @ Fur

gareth emery washington dcYear in and year out Gareth proves he is one of the best DJs in the world. His productions speak for themselves and his performances are unforgettable.

Info at www.clubglow.com/glow-calendar

Saturday 6/30 – Ladies Night @ Ultrabar

DC Clubbing’s #1 Ladies Night. Info/Passes in VIP section.

  • 6 Bars, 5 Levels, 4 DJs
  • Free entry with pass at dcclubbing.com/vip
  • $4 Stella • $6 Woo Woo Shots • $6 Absolut drinks ’til 12
  • $5 Blueberry Smirnoff • $5 Margaritas (Bedroom & Mini Bar)
  • $175 Belvedere (VIP Special)

 

Sunday 7/1 – Euro 2012 Championship @ Barcode

places to watch euro 2012 washington dcThe championship game of Europe’s most prestigious soccer tournament next to the World Cup. Info @ barcodedc.com

  • 10 HDTV’s
  • 2 HD Projectors
  • Half-Off beer all day
  • Bar, Lounge, Dining, Patio
Tuesday 7/3 – Red, White & Blue @ Ultrabar

4th of july parties washington dcDC’s premiere Latin event hosts, Venechi Productions and Panorama Fiestas take Independence Day to the next level at Ultrabar!

  • Free Red, White and Blue Jello Shooters til 12
  • VIP Special: 3 Bottles for $300

More info at ultrabardc.com

Tues 7/3, Weds 7/4, Th 7/5 – Nationals vs. Giants

nationals giants DC ticketsCatch the Nats in a three-game home series against the SF Giants at Nationals Stadium! Ticket info at The Official Nats MLB ticketing site.

Tuesday 7/3 – College Night @ Lima

july 4th 2012 washington dcDC’s #1 College Night celebrates America’s Birthday in style.

  • $3 Bud Lights
  • $6 Red, White & Blue shots
  • $175 Ketel One

More Info

Tuesday 7/3 – Z-Burger Hamburger Eating Contest

z burger independence day eating contestGet your grub on at Z-Burger’s 4th Annual Burger Eating Contest in Tenley Town!

      • 1st Prize – $1000 + $1000 Z-Burger tokens
      • 1st Prize – $750 + $750 Z-Burger tokens
      • 1st Prize – $500 + $500 Z-Burger tokens

Info @ www.zburgercontest.com

Wednesday 7/4 – Fireworks on The National Mall!

fireworks on the national mall washington dcJoin America in the Nation’s Capital for Independence Day on the National Mall!
Fireworks will be launched from the Reflecting Pool area and will be visible from many locations in D.C. and Virginia. Show lasts 17 minutes.

Info online from the National Parks Service.

Thursday 7/5 – Ambivalent – Glow @ Lima

techno in washington dc clubsThe DC-bred, international techno star who calls NY and Berlin home returns to DC for an evening of the best in underground dance music.

Info at www.clubglow.com/glow-calendar

Friday 7/6 – We Party Outside @ Barcode

Barcode Patio Parties DC

  • Large Patio
  • Outdoor Frozen Drink Bar
  • Hookah Menu
  • Full Kitchen ’til Midnight
  • $150 Bottles of Stoli

Visit barcodedc.com for details

Friday 7/6 – The White Party @ Ultrabar

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  • All White Dress Code Preferred
  • Free Champagne – Groups of 6, Wearing White, 21+
  • 6 bars, 5 levels, 4 DJs
  • Free entry with pass at dcclubbing.com/vip
Saturday 7/7 – Sean Tyas + Simon Patterson – Glow @ Fur

trance clubs washington dcGlobal dance icons Sean Tyas and Simon Patterson come together for an evening of bangin’ electro and epic trance. With a 3,000 person capacity, Glow at Fur is DC’s biggest party week in and week out.

Info at www.clubglow.com/glow-calendar

Saturday 7/7 – Ladies Night @ Ultrabar

DC Clubbing’s #1 Ladies Night

  • 6 Bars, 5 Levels, 4 DJs
  • Free entry with pass at dcclubbing.com/vip
  • $4 Stella • $6 Woo Woo Shots • $6 Absolut drinks ’til 12
  • $5 Blueberry Smirnoff • $5 Margaritas (Bedroom & Mini Bar)
  • $175 Belvedere (VIP Special)

More info at ultrabardc.com

Nightclub Promotions: Now and Then
Panorama Productions owner Antonis Karagounis examines changing trends in DC nightlife promotions

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We used to dance to Ace of Base, do the Macarena, and spice up our lives with everyone’s favorite girl group. Now it’s all about Avicii, “Call Me Maybe,” and LMFAO. In fashion, we’ve traded parachute pants and Jordans for skinny jeans and a resurgence of low-cut shoes.

More importantly, Washington, DC’s population has become younger and more educated. An influx of expendable income has caused significant growth in our city’s hospitality industry. New money has brought gentrification, cleaned up DC’s neighborhoods, and opened new bars, clubs, restaurants and hotels. DC is no longer just a “functional” city, but a “fun” city as well. Case and point, the weekly Glow parties (started in DC in 1999) were listed amongst the top 8 “Best U.S. Clubs” at Winter Music Conference in 2011 and 2012.

Perhaps the biggest change, however, is how we acquire information.


DC nightlife has always been a promoter-driven market.

The “scene” was once dominated by a select handful of event companies, including Panorama Productions, Masoud A Productions, Marc Barnes, Lindy Promo, Event Concepts, Buzzlife and Mad Power Unit. Of these, only Marc, Masoud, and Panorama are still relevant. The list of new clubs and bars, however, continues to grow.

This nightlife boom has ushered in a new mindset amongst workers and watered down what it once meant to be a “promoter.” How and why? Two reasons:

  1. Social media has destroyed the entry barrier to running a successful party or promotions company.
  2. Venues are opening without long-term business models or accurate assessments of consumer demand.

Social Media
The great equalizer? Not exactly.

too many social media eventsEveryone and their grandmother has a Facebook page. If you have 1,000 friends and 200 Twitter followers then it’s easy to become a promoter, right?

This philosophy has saturated the market (and your news feed) with an overflow of pointless messages. Unless you’re a “real life” friend of this “promoter,” or actually like the DJ who’s performing, this information provides zero value to you. Simply put, Facebook has become a promoter’s playground.

Social media has basically eliminated the $5-10k start-up money promotions companies once needed for flyers, graphic designers, email lists and a website. Since there’s no longer an entry barrier, most of today’s promoters are “boom and bust.” They might bring a ton of people one night but fail to produce the next. This creates a high turnover rate and thus unpredictable and unreliable events.

10 years ago, a good promoter could bring 400 people to a single party. Today, most club owners are happy if a promoter can bring over 30. Now it usually takes 5-6 promotion groups to get a 400 capacity venue busy.

Ownership/Operations
Differentiate. And please, maintain control.

Far too many club owners have a skewed perception of how effective social media promotion really is. They’re placing the success and future of their venue(s) in the hands of amateurs looking for a quick buck. Kids with a lot of Facebook friends can walk into a venue and get any deal they want if an owner is desperate to pay next month’s rent. But these kids may leave the venue after a couple months. Then what? Without sustainable business models, these places often close down after just a few years.

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Armin van Buuren at DC Armory (Nov. 2011)

New venues open and compete for the same crowd. DC is growing younger and deserves great entertainment, but the supply is outpacing the demand.

The list of nightclubs and bars keeps growing. There are outdoor parties, boat parties, pool parties, festivals, stadium concerts and more. Nightlife fans are overwhelmed!

While there will always be a new venue trying to capture a piece of the pie, most are failing to offer a different experience. Too many aspiring owners see another venue’s popularity and try to duplicate it. They’re borrowing (and stealing) the concept, design and even audience.

The best venues are the ones with resolute concepts that provide for a unique customer experience, not the ones who recycle. As the phrase goes, “often imitated but never duplicated!”

My Advice to Owners

As a nightclub, bar, or entertainment property owner, how can you resist letting Facebook all-stars run the show while still maximizing your bottom line? They key lies in your promoters.

KNOW YOUR PROMOTERS

diverse crowd

Who do you want at your party? Tell your promoters!

A promoter’s crowd alters the concept of your space. Age, gender, sex, race, orientation, nationality, education, income – Understanding the demographic a promoter brings is critical to running a successful venue.

Telling promoters to “just bring people” without understanding who they bring generally doesn’t work unless your event is already well established.

SET EXPECTATIONS FOR YOUR PROMOTERS

Explain to them what type of clientele you’re looking for.

An all-Latin event can work great on the weekend at Cuba Libre. It’s a Latin restaurant/lounge. Weekend events at Barcode, an American restaurant/bar/lounge, require a top 40 mix. Barcode is, however, capable of hosting Latin events on an off-night. The DJ must work in some top 40 with their Latin mix to accommodate everyone.

Bottom line: Don’t let promoters alter the concept of your place. Cut them slack on off-nights but maintain control.

DO NOT TAKE THE EASY WAY OUTforked path

While giving a night to promoters is an easy way to boost revenue, it’s temporary and dangerous.

You’re allowing someone with no vested interest in your business to control the brand. Next thing you know, your promoters are leaving for a newer, trendier place; or one that pays better. And what do you have left?

NEVER LET PROMOTERS RUN YOUR OPERATIONS

DO NOT let promoters check IDs, hire security, run your table lists, book your DJs, etc.  This is your business. You will inevitably lose your liquor license with operations in the hands of promoters.

At many ABC hearings, not surprisingly, I’ve heard owners justify their liquor law violations by blaming the promoters who ran the night.

Conclusion

Is promoting as we once knew it really dead? Not exactly. While remnants of old school tactics still exist, the times have certainly changed. There’s more clutter and a lot more amateurs out there. But the fundamental idea still exists: people want to have fun. They need a resource directing them to the best parties in town. As one of my dear friends, and in many ways a mentor likes to put it:

“The value of a promoter is not what he brings to your business, but what he takes away when he decides to leave.”

–  Masoud A

I’ll leave you with this:

Social media is powerful when utilized correctly. Watch out for confident amateurs with lots of friends and zero track record. Before opening a new venue, make sure there’s actual consumer need in both your neighborhood and city. Evaluate whether your property will be a boom-bust craze or a sustainable business.

With so many choices and information thrown at today’s nightlife crowd, only organized parties with strong promotions will remain standing at the end of the day.

Pats vs. G-Men in Peyton’s House

2012 Superbowl deals DC sports barsWhen: Sunday 02.05.12

Where: Barcode Restaurant, Bar and Lounge

Time: Doors at 4PM, Game at 6:25

Who: New England Patriots vs. New York Giants at Lucas Oil Stadium – Indianapolis, Indiana

Betting: As of 12PM Thursday:
NYG +3, O/U 54

Special Barcode Menu:

  • $1 Bud Light + $2 Guinness
  • 1/2 off select cans
  • $5 Margherita Pizza
  • $6 Hot Dog w/ slaw & chips
  • $9 (3) Beef/Chicken Tacos w/ avocado dip, salsa

There are many sports bars in Washington DC, but none are as clean as Barcode. We’ll put money on that right now. Over/Under 1 DC sports bar cleaner than this place. Seriously.

The $1 Bud Lights are an unbeatable DC bar special too! Combine that with the food, the HD projectors and HDTV’s and you’ve got yourself one helluva Washington DC super bowl party!

Barcode Restaurant, Bar and Lounge

1101 17th St NW
Washington DC, 20036

(202) 955-9001
(Entrance on L Street)

Ya can’t beat the meat in the street!

DC Food Trucks

foodtruckfiesta.com offers a real-time google map featuring the location and latest tweet from many of DC's favorite food trucks. It also features a comprehensive list of every mobile street vendor in The District!

Food trucks in DC are far more than your typical Manhattan falafel, kabob or even Belgian waffle stand. Washington DC street vendors come fully equipped with mobile kitchens, a bevy of street food options and health code standards far beyond the conventional food truck norms.

Fueled by Washington’s need for quick lunch options, DC food trucks travel from spot to spot offering Washingtonians amazing street food like tarts, lobster rolls, Korean barbeque, falafel, sweet & savory pies, tacos and much more!

How do you know where they are?

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The best part about DC food trucks is their social media savvy!

Every day street food vendors in Washington DC update their Facebook and Twitter profiles with their whereabouts, menu options, whether or not something has sold out, closing time, tomorrow’s hours, etc.

They pretty much roll up where the action is and watch as the lines form. You can find DC food trucks everywhere from North Capital to K Street, down to GW and Virginia Ave and into NoVA!

We found all these trucks just in McPherson Square!

Red Hook Lobster Pound
DC lobster food truck

DC Food Trucks: The Lobster Truck!

It’s a bit expensive by street food standards, but once you bite into the butter-soaked roll and taste that lobster, the dent in your wallet will mean nothing.

Find the DC Lobster Truck @lobstertruckDC | Hang with the Lobster Pound on Facebook

Dangerously Delicious Pies
DC pie truck

Street food in DC: The Pie Truck DC!

Sweet or savory? No matter which way you cut it (pun definitely intended) the DC pie truck is, as its name clearly warns, dangerously delicious!

Find the DC Pie Truck @thepietruckDC | Get Dangerously Delicious on Facebook

Sabora Street: Latin Inspired Street Food
Sabora Street DC

DC food trucks: Sabora Street gives a Latin flair to DC street food!

Judging from the marked up menu, Sabora Street’s chicken tacos/arepas are rather popular! Their beer-battered soft-shell crab is delicious too!

Find Sabora’s Latin street food @saborastreet | Visit Sabora Street on Facebook

Sweet Flow Mobile
Sweet Flow Mobile

Food Trucks in DC: Sweet Flow Mobile tarts

The folks at Sweet Green wanted to bring the ice cream truck from our youth to the office – so they did! The tart yogurt is of course, fat free, all-natural and uses live active cultures :-)

Find the Sweetflow Mobile food truck @SweetflowMobile | Visit Sweetflow Mobile on Facebook

TaKorean: Korean BBQ Tacos
Korean BBQ DC Food truck

The DC Korean BBQ food truck

You will never go wrong with Bulgogi, Kimchi and Sriracha sauce – you know, the hot sauce with the rooster on it. This is one of our favorites!

Find the DC Korean BBQ Food Truck @TaKorean | Visit TaKorean on Facebook

Tasty Kabob
DC Food Trucks Tasty Kabob

The Tasty Kabob food truck in washington dc

It’s all in the name baby! Chicken, lamb, or meatballs over rice and voila, you’ve got some tasty kabobs; DC food truck style!

Find the DC Tasty Kabob Food Truck @TastyKabob | Visit Tasty Kabob DC on Facebook

Sauca
Sauca Food Truck DC

DC Food Trucks: Sauca

Eat the World! DC’s Sauca food truck is probably the most in tune with social media. Being that they serve Indian, Vietnamese, Mexican, Mediterranean and American delights, they need all the reach they can get!

Follow Sauca @wheresauca | Visit Sauca on Facebook

AZN Eats
DC AZN Eats truck

The DC AZN Eats food truck

Simple and amazing. It’s Asian, it’s eats, and it’s delicious!

Follow AZN Eats @azneats | Visit AZN Eats on Facebook

The DC Big Cheese Truck
DC cheese truck

The DC Cheese truck, avoiding mice at all costs!

There’s nothing better than a cheese sandwich and some tomato soup, especially when it starts to get chilly. The Big Cheese DC food truck puts some eclectic twists on an American classic!

Follow The Big Cheese Truck @bigcheesetruck | Visit The Big Cheese Truck on Facebook

The DC BBQ Bus
DC BBQ Bus food truck

The DC Food truck known as the BBQ Bus has some serious fixins!

What’s better than a pulled pork sandwich dripping with sauce on a plate full of slaw and baked beans? Give up? Nothing! Get on the bus!

Follow The DC BBQ Bus @bbqbusdc | Visit BBQ Bus Food Truck on Facebook

Sol Mexican Grill
Sol DC food truck

The Sol food truck in Washington DC

What’s better than a pulled pork sandwich dripping with sauce on a plate full of slaw and baked beans? Give up? Nothing! Get on the bus!

Follow The DC BBQ Bus @bbqbusdc | Visit BBQ Bus Food Truck on Facebook

The Hula Girl Truck
Hula Girl Food Truck DC

The Hula Girl food truck in Washington offers a taste of the Hawaiian Islands to DC!

Grilled to order Teriyaki steak, chicken and tofu highlight a delicious menu! They’ve got everything on a salad, sandwich or plate and serve it with rice and some real mean mac salad! And let’s not forget the Hawaiian Punch!

Follow The Hula Girl Food Truck @hulagirltruck | Visit Hula Girl Food Truck on Facebook

Porc BBQ Food Truck
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The Porc BBQ food truck in DC serves it up like no other!

Purveyors of Rolling Cuisine! There’s something about menus written on chalkboards that make you feel more at home. The pulled pork is good, but that Pastrami sandwich was an amazing surprise!

Follow The Porc BBQ food truck in DC @porcmobile | Visit Porc Food Truck on Facebook

Empanada Food Truck DC
Empanada DC food truck

With almost 30 types of empanadas, this DC food truck is easily one of the most popular!

Who doesn’t love empanadas? Whether it’s beef, pork, chicken or veggies, DC Empanadas is a favorite amongst food trucks in DC.

Follow DC empanadas food truck @DCEmpanadas | Visit DC Empanadas Food Truck on Facebook

Floridano Pan con Lechon Food Truck in DC
Con Lechon Floridano food truck in DC

El Floridano serves up soup and sandwiches for fans of food trucks in DC! Ya gotta have their signature Cuban!

Pan con Lechon is obviously a must have. A rotating, Florida-inspired sandwich offering makes El Floridano a favorite!

Follow the El Floridano food truck in DC @flmeetsdc

More to come…

Stay tuned as we bring you more DC food trucks whenever we find them. There seems to be infinitely many!

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Take a walk in DJ Chachi’s shoes through crowds of crazed fans and women jumping in pools like there’s no tomorrow.

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