Crossdressers and Baby Bumps: The MTV VMAs in a Crazy Nutshell

By Garrett Blakeman in Get in Style
Monday, August 29, 2011, 5:08pm. (Updated: 9/03/11 at 6:45am) Add comments

Britney Spears MTV VMAsThis year’s Video Music Awards careened chaotically through cross-dressing, pregnancy announcements, tear jerking moments (Amy Winehouse tribute), straight up crazy, and a wave to the days of yore (cheers, Foo Fighters).

Nobody really cares which artists won the moon men- let’s get to the crazy!!! For complete VMA winners click here!

  • Beyonce rubs her baby bump to “officially” announce her pregnancy with Jay-Z! Is this the new stork in the front lawn?
  • Gaga ditched the meat dress and incubator and instead settled for a fake set of balls and a beard channeling her inner male as Jo Calderone .. basically Jon Travolta as Danny Zuko in Grease.
  • Nicki Minaj, perhaps trying to copy Gaga’s ridiculous costumes, failed and looked like she ate all the candy at Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory then got dressed courtesy of FAO Swartz and Toys R’ Us.
  • Poor Katy Perry tried to fly her freak flag with pink hair and a giant yellow cube on her head which, compared to the others, just came off as looking like the only one with any marbles left in the insane asylum.

What ever happened to the good old days when rock n’ rollers did some good old-fashioned drugs, slashed some chords and destroyed the set?

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