Simple tips on how to wear neon the right way. You don’t need to douse yourself in glow stick juice to make a statement… unless you’re trying tell the world you’re nuts.

Trying to outsmart the bouncers with a fake ID? Before you dare, get smart with this guide!

Looking to replace your high heels with something more comfortable but still club-appropriate? We’ve got your covered. F*** heels, we came to dance!

The DMV’s biggest party schools have been ranked! Did your hard partying ways help your school make the list?

You should die for hotpants. They practically scream DC nightlife. You can get down in them because they’re not tight ass bandage skirts and they’re just slutty enough to make your point. Perfect combination.

How to survive a night being sober in a DC nightclub and maybe even make a little extra cash in the process!

Your guide to a tighter summer body without having to skip out on clubbing or boozing!

Unless you’re a Britney Spears drag queen or starring in a revival of ‘Hedwig and the Angry Inch,’ never should a man order the following drinks at any DC Club!

The usual suspects: a common fixture in DC’s nightlife landscape. Next time you’re out, try playing a game of “I Spy” and spotting these prominent characters!

Your guide to the most obnoxious things people do in nightclubs. Get the lowdown on body shots, bathroom etiquette, bulldozing, and much more!