Ten Embarrassingly Popular Photo Poses

By Peach in Get in Style
Monday, March 19, 2012, 8:49pm. (Updated: 3/24/12 at 7:56pm) Add comments

Say ‘Goodbye Dignity’ & ‘Cheese’ for the Camera!

Scroll through any DC Nightlife photo album and you’re guaranteed to encounter the Zoolanders, wanna-be Paris Hiltons, and a plethora of fish faced, doggy-style, peace-loving teapots highlighted in this guide.
Is it the alcohol? A false sense of self? Who cares: it’s entertaining!

The Duck Face

Also commonly called the “fish face.” Pucker up and show off those meaty DSL’s!

Strike this pose and it looks like you went down on an exhaust pipe. Seriously, you’re not Angelina Jolie.

Fish Face

Get ready for some wrinkles to develop around those lips!

The Girl on Girl

Now is your chance to how the world how much you love your gal pals!

Maybe it’s a hug or a kiss. Or even a game of ‘hide the imaginary sausage!’

girl on girl

J-Wowzers with no trousers!

The Hippie

Dying for world peace? Turning Japanese? On your way to dig wells in Nigeria or adopt a Russian orphan? Probably not.

Two more vodka tonics and you’ll be screaming at your boyfriend for looking at another girl before dragging that b*tch to a back alley and throwing up in the dumpster yourself. So much for peace!

Peace Sign Posing

Peace, love, and another night we won't remember!

You know who else flashes the peace sign?

These tools!

Peach Sign

Was the Hof having a powered doughnut binge?

The Double Kiss

The male dream: “Here comes the camera guy. Quick, both of you hotties kiss me on the cheek!”

The male reality: “I’ll buy you girls a drink if you take a picture with me for my Facebook page!”

Double Kiss

"My Dungeons and Dragons buddies will never believe this one!"

The Blow Me a Kiss

Yep, you also just blew one to that fat, old pervert who’s trolling the internet for young girls.

With the help of a little lotion, he will think you blew him a lot more than just a kiss!

Club Girls Blowing a kiss

I hope you can't smell the garlic from my dinner at the Olive Garden!

The Gratuitous Boob Shot

Have you see my fun bags? That’s right: I get free entry AND drinks at clubs thanks to these puppies!

Boob Shot

For tonight's specials we have... silicone?

The Teapot

Arm on hip: check.  Push butt back: check. Pretend I’m Paris Hilton: check.
After-hours fling in the trailer park: absolutely.

One Arm Side Pose

Like OMG Becky, look at her butt!

The Rear View

Slowly crane your neck and pretend you’re elegant. Put your best foot forward and pop that ass!

Very popular pose for hiding a blemish or if you’re Harvey Dent.

Rear View Pose

I'm bringing sexy back. Them other boys don't know how to act.

The Zoolander

“I’m pretty sure there’s a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking.
And I plan on finding out what that is.”

These puckered-up mug shots MUST be intentional, unless you dig the ‘I just sucked a lemon’ face!

Zoolander Face

I'm a coal miner, not a professional film or television actor.

The Rockette

The bastard child of the teapot. Settle down, Charlie Horse!

Are you modeling a new line of Dr. Scholl’s or waiting to burp a baby on your knee?

The Rockette Pose

And a 1... and a 2... and a kick... and a GO HOME!

4 Responses to “Ten Embarrassingly Popular Photo Poses”

  1. Taylor says:

    are you guys just going to rip all your posts off other blogs? like nobody would notice.

  2. […] No, we’re not talking about fake Facebook models. Unfortunately they’re all too real… […]

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