Things you "think" you do better drunk

By Peach in Get in Style
Tuesday, September 11, 2012, 9:06pm. (Updated: 9/12/12 at 10:23am) Add comments
Alcohol, the social lubricant, bless thee for giving us the courage to make mundane tasks fun. To embarrass us endlessly. The toxic sauce which leads to uncomfortable walks of shame, credit card debt, awkward pictures on Facebook from nights spent in the DC clubs, and karaokes not soon forgotten. You’re always there to lift us up and kick us harder when we are down! But for all your short comings, you’re always the friend who asks for nothing in return.
Dancing

So you think you can dance? Nothing like a little liquid courage to get your dancing feet going!  Liquor can loosen up those two left feet until your king of floor. Might regret those Facebook photos of your bump n grind the next morning but at least you had fun.

Things you do drunk

 

Karaoke/Guitar Hero

Much like dancing, add a few drinks and everyone is bum rushing the mic to sing their favorite rendition of “Born to be Wild”.

Karaoke Loser

Truth/Advice

Ever have a really ‘deep’ conversation with someone while you are drunk?  Spilling your guts about your latest one nightstand while they go on and on giving you unsolicited advice until the wee hours of the morning? It goes both ways people!

Drunk Advice

Calling/Texting/Social Media

After a few rounds, it seems perfectly normal to text your ex boyfriend, call your grandmother, and tweet sexual pictures of your night out…right?

Texting Drunk

Sex

Drunk sex is great, isn’t it? Or maybe you just think you are being sexy? Or maybe, wait did we even have sex?

Drinking Sex

Bar Games

Would any sober person think it’s fun trying to flip a quarter into a glass for a few hours, or throw a needle at a cork board?

Drinking Games

Stupid Human Feats

Get that special toxic concoction running through your veins and suddenly embarrassing or life threatening feats seem like a good idea. Quick take my picture planking! Let’s go sky diving or jump off this cliff…. <SPLAT>

Drunk Planking

Nudity

More booze=less clothes

Forget that FUPA all of the sudden I feel like I need to show off my blubber gut to the whole club! It’s always the pasty hipster or the fat ass who get this memo…

Drunk Naked

Foreigner Fluent

Ever feel like you could barely count to 20 during your Spanish classes in middle school. Then a couple drinks deep you are fluently rattling off your monologue about how much fun you had this summer with ……

Subtitles Drunk

Plans and Promises

Ever run into that old friend, maybe you squealed and told each other how much you missed each other, made plans to go to the beach, and go kayaking, and start a book club and … never gonna follow through.   Or those who take it to the next level entirely, get married in Vegas Britney Spears style, or with three rabid rednecks as shown below.

Drunk Plans

Shopping

Shopping is never a smart thing to do drunk. Wonder why they serve champagne in designer stores or bridal boutiques? To get you drunk and spend more money. Got the munchies? Grocery stores are no exception, someone is always going to go flying down the isle in a grocery cart and spilling over into the meat cooler.

Shopping Drunk

 

 

One Response to “Things you “think” you do better drunk”

  1. I love these illustrations! They are hilarious. Seems like DC clubs, are one of the main things to do in DC. Along with the DC Museums.

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