D.C. Housewife is Journey's Latest Groupie

By Peach in Uncategorized, Whats hot in DC Nightlife
Tuesday, September 20, 2011, 5:35pm. (Updated: 10/24/13 at 5:59pm) Add comments

 

They were featured on the Bravo reality show “The Real Housewives of D.C.,” which debuted in August 2010 but was canceled this year after one season.

 
The Salahis, whose money dried up just like their winery have been searching for the spotlight since they famously crashed a state dinner at the White House in 2009 (they claim they were invited).
WHEELS IN THE SKY

TMZ reported earlier this week that Tareq Salahi called authorities to report his wife Michaele had been abducted. Tareq Salahi told TMZ that he last saw his wife at their home in Virginia around 11AM last Monday before leaving to go to their winery, and that she has been missing ever since.

When he called the Warren County Sheriff’s Dept. for help, he says he was told that Michaele had already called the police to let them know she is fine and is simply dealing with some “family issues.”  Tareq, however, believed his wife was forced to make the calls, and had issued a statement asking the public for help.

“We are asking the public to please be on the look out for her, and if found please contact the authorities.”

THE NEWEST/OLDEST JOURNEY GROUPIE

Rockstar steals wife

Well, Michaele was found alright, at a Journey concert.  Far from being kidnapped, the former Bobby Brown makeup counter “artist” ran away with Journey lead guitarist Neal Schon.  Apparently, Michaele is on tour with the band, and not as a back-up tambourine player.

It was also confirmed that Michaele has dated Schon in the past and had partied at the Salahis’ winery last year — and she’s called it an “intimate and passionate relationship.”  To which Tareq replied by filing for divorce.

THE BALLS OF THIS GUY- LITERALLY

To make matters worse, Tareq is also allegedly getting photos of his estranged wife’s lover’s penis via email.

“That was the lewdest, most disgusting thing I had seen,” he tells E!. “I didn’t understand, why in the world would Neal Schon be sending us a picture of his penis to us at Oasis, our master account.”

WHO’S CRYIN NOW?

I don't want to go back to minimum wage at the mall!

Maybe Neal Schon was Michaele’s one pass from Tareq. How some couples say, “If I ever have the chance to sleep with <insert famous crush here> you won’t divorce me”.  But Neal Schon…really Michaele? Schon has five ex wives and four children under the age of ten, so by the time that Journey money trickles down to you—well, don’t stop believin’!

Looks like the show was canceled prematurely, because this would have been the best episode ever!

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